Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Hook 'em Horns..


I had no idea what I had been writing. Most of my titles were in Texan style. And I end up in Texas !! Austin to be specific. How/why no answers..but I am here.

Austin brands itself with the phrase "Keep Austin Weird". Although I have seen a lot of weird stuff here, it is not weird enough. All the weird things I have seen so far are prevalent in the whole of USA. I have been told that the weird stuff begins from Fall and I am keeping my fingers crossed.

I have watched more than a thousand Hollywood movies in my lifetime and yet this experience is totally new. I realize that Clint Eastwood's movies are a fictitious work of art. Never will you find cowboys blazing guns and the shootouts and duels..aaah..all of them in the movies only.

The classroom culture is glaringly different. Read before you come to the class. Discuss,argue and present crazy personal experiences in the class, thats what it is all about. No time to breathe once the classes are done - assignments,readings take all the time. All I can scrape in are the Friday or Saturday beer nights.

At the end of the first term two things are very clear to me. "Como estas" means "How are you" and the rupee to dollar value has risen 20% at the wrong time. hmmm..all y'all need to know is that the latter is definitely WEIRD..!!


Friday, February 11, 2011

Here come the PIRATES...


PIRACY---an unexplored market. Yes you read it right. I would like to present a unique study of the piracy market and an opportunity of utilizing the existing piracy network as a medium of publicity and ways to harness this medium for gains over the long term. I strongly believe that if we cannot “curtail” it, then we must “exploit” it.

Piracy in media space has existed for a long time. Be it the print media, audio/video space or the software industry, piracy has eaten into the revenues of all and has grown into a massive industry in itself. Piracy is estimated to have caused losses (in terms of potential earnings) worth $4bn in India alone. If we were to consider the whole world then it is a multi-billion dollar industry.

So what is the cause for such a growth to this industry? Internet is always blamed first. But what has always been overlooked is the really wide sales network. In India there are more people selling pirated DVDs and books than there are stores selling genuine products. They are sold just like vegetables by roadside vendors. Another equally important factor is the cost. Pirated books sell for less than half the price of an original. Pirated DVDs are bundled with 3-4 movies per DVD as against 1 movie in the original and cost almost nothing. Even in terms of quality these goods almost match the original. The availability of the material in digital form over the internet allows establishment of local manufacturing units and lowers the distribution costs.

So how do we use it to our benefit? One way is to control the material being distributed through the system. An innovative way of doing this is if copyright owners distribute the material themselves. In other words they need to provide the pirates with the material to pirate. The audience interested in pirated stuff is totally different from the ones that buy original goods and hence it won’t be a hit on the existing revenue. We will only be taking a slice of the market from which there was no revenue earlier.

Pirated DVDs of movies sell most between theatrical release and DVD release of a movie. During this time movie producers can release low video quality versions, filled with ads, on their websites. This will give a small return to the producer in terms of ad revenue and publicity for the movie. Some people who have watched the low quality copy may return to watch it in theatres or buy a genuine print for their collection if the movie turned out to be good.

Print media also can use the same approach, i.e., fill their pages with ads and release e-books.

As for the long term gains here, Piracy gives a sneak preview to the section of audience not interested in watching the movie in theatres and sometimes it has found success in drawing them to theatres. A case would be director Anurag Kashyap whose initial movies were not screened at all in many places but pirated copies were available in the market. His next movie Dev D was the most awaited movie of the year and tasted huge success. Same can be said for The Dark Knight where many people thronged the theatres for a second viewing after getting a taste of the movie through pirated copies. After this Christopher Nolan is a big brand in India and his movies are now much awaited.

In print media, pirated copies were largely responsible for establishment of the Harry Potter brand in India. The initial volumes of the book created a fan following and the reach of the pirated network made sure it was wide. This resulted in huge sales of genuine versions of the later volumes that were rolled out.

Pirated copies of Microsoft Windows OS bundled with assembled computers have led to a big crowd of Windows literate people making it the preferred choice of OS for any new business. Sometimes I wonder, maybe Microsoft themselves released their products in the Grey market to tap the wide audience, so that a hoard of Windows literate users emerge, making Windows the world’s most preferred OS. But I rather keep these thoughts to myself.

Another indisputable fact is that piracy has contributed to the growth of our economy. Availability of cheap DVDs has actually boosted the sales of electronic goods. Sales of TV,DVD players, speakers,earphones, amplifiers,etc. needed to play the DVDs have contributed to the growth of many companies. Piracy can be credited to have contributed (in a small way) in the growth of the internet too.

Piracy will continue to exist until suitable and stricter laws are in place. But considering the wide reach and benefits in terms of publicity would we want to dismantle the network completely .That is a question to be answered.  

Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Return...


Its been a long break, but for the good of it. Here is a quick coverage on all the action during this time.


  • I was subjected to a Computer-adaptive standardized test...TWICE...and was given the same score...TWICE !! Job well done Computer !!
  • A Football World Cup goes by leaving behind a new set of heroes.Ya, we now have better rates for everyone who performed and those who won. 
  • Scam after scam hits the Nation and the Terrorists seem to be taking a rest...Hmmm...They must be thinking "Why worry,when these khadi-clad crooks can do a better job than us, eh".
  • Many a movies made it to the screens but the special one outshone them all...ya...ENTHIRAN...need I say more. And it brought along millions of Rajini jokes flooding into our cellphones and mailboxes.
  • The MEGA-DISPUTE is finally resolved.After years of waiting the Ayodhya Issue is finally resolved with a judgement from the High Court...Oh...wait...NOoooo...it has been reopened again. Now in the Supreme Court.
  • The New Year celebrations are here again. Whats in it ? Nothing special except that I realised it is a well promoted gimmick to increase public spending for a week. Holidays, parties, shopping and mega discounts mark this week and liquor sales reach a weekly high for the year.
  • And after years of stability, the middle east is finally shaken with protests from its own people. Unrest in atleast 7 nations. Guess its their time to grab the news now.


Now we can carry on with the insanity.....

Saturday, June 26, 2010

A Suspiciously Long Match....

This was one eye catching game which broke all barriers. The longest Tennis match ever and dear God it was really long. Lasting 11 hours and 5 minutes, with a total of 183 games, this mammoth match between Nicolas Mahut and John Isner ended with Isner as the victor with the scoreboard reading 6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68. Yes you read it right 70-68 !! At first I couldn't believe my eyes but a look at the official site confirmed it.

My first reaction was disbelief and then appreciation for both the players involved. Their effort and commitment was commendable and praiseworthy. My thought now moved on and I started thinking how exhausted they would be after such a performance. I knew the winner would definitely give up in the next match due to fatigue. As I kept thinking about the match, a hint of suspicion crept into my mind. "Would anyone really play that long ?"  "Could this match be fixed ?", I asked myself. Hmmm, very much possible. It could be a remarkably well-scripted marketing strategy I thought. Prior to this, Wimbledon was not occupying significant space in the news or the papers and it was not discussed by the sports enthusiasts(that includes me) at my workplace as well. Every inch of sports space in the news or the newspapers was taken over by the Football World Cup leaving Wimbledon news to the corners. Brands like Federer and Nadal also failed to catch attention. The success of the tournament was at stake now. At this time, probably the organisers took help from a few brilliant minds, who may have suggested something fancy like this that was utterly unusual and so strange that it would create a flurry everywhere. But who can the organisers approach to carry out their scripted play. Definitely not the biggies like Rafa or Fed as they would not like to jeopardise their careers for the success of a tournament. But two players like Mahut and Isner,who are hungry to get their names on the record books, may gladly oblige, and some publicity like this would definitely boost their brand value. So now we have two players, playing a record breaking match over a period of 3 days, at the end of which the players and organisers and viewers have something to take home. Also some space for Wimbledon in the news space and some substance for enthusiasts to chat about.

Wow. Now I have built up a great story which makes me believe that this match was possibly fixed. Looking back at how i pieced together a convincing story for myself actually brings a smile on my face. I am sorry if I have downplayed the real effort of the players with my "theory" (rather a hypothesis) but i am glad to have conceived and developed a fascinating piece of imagination here.  


Credit to the photographer...This pic shows a tired referee stopping play on Day 2...

Monday, June 21, 2010

Creativity.... unleashed or inspired..

Creativity is about hiding your sources. 

Many of us have fallen for this quote by Albert Einstein. Special mention would be our musicians.They have turned "Creative" by hiding their "sources". But when someone manages to dig out the "sources" these people claim they were just "inspired" by those sources. And by that time they have already received the "Creative" tag and would have run away with sacks of money.

However among the musicians we also have AR Rehman. His heavy talent has turned his works into a source for other people. But many of them have chosen to be "Non-creative" by not hiding him as the source.They have duly given him credit in their versions of his songs. I managed to dig out a few of them and I am sure a lot of "Creative" people too have emerged because of him.












Friday, June 4, 2010

Crisis...revisited...

The last 2 years really changed the lives of everyone.Well if its a recession it obviously would have had a big impact. As I recall it totally changed the mindset of the working class and more importantly the mindset of Techies. For once I observed that the Techies were now working harder or atleast pretended to. Everyone started loving their companies and strived to excel. Quality and efficiency gained prominence. People did all this and more just to stick on to their job. Many dreams were shattered and many had to make compromises with their personal life goals. Companies cut spending and outings and lunches were totally off. Also among the things cut-off were gifts and other goodies to employees. Forget hikes and promotions,for many of us it was a decrement in salary. And we braved it all.

But come February this year and normalcy was restored. The recession mood slowly disappeared. Techies grew in confidence and knew they didn't have to pretend to work.CVs were written afresh. Techies started doing what they are good at ,i.e, switch jobs, spend money, while away time, play around in work place, openly show criticism of work and working conditions, etc. Job sites saw a huge rise in traffic. And attrition at our workplaces are back to normal levels again.

The recession was caused by a catchy term called "Sub-Prime Crisis". I did manage to dig out and get a faint idea as to what it meant by googling around. Real estate market collapsed, banks and financial institutions shut shop and there was a ripple effect on all industries and people across all sectors worldwide. I then stumbled upon this video which made it crystal clear. Here is the video for all you folks who are yet to figure out the cause.


Monday, May 31, 2010

Thriller ??..Nah its Comedy...

A few years back when Doordarshan was the only channel available at home I had a fancy for one particular serial named "Aankhen". It was supposed to be a action-thriller with a  good vs evil theme and was supposed to instill patriotism and love for our country. But it turned out to be the most hilarious comedy serial of all times.The names of the characters and their deeds are permanently imprinted in my mind and also in the minds of others who loved the serial. The Terrorists Carlos and Kangaroo tried every trick in the book to destroy the country and their guardian angels code-named Aankhen. The Aankhen team comprising of the wise leader Col. Dhyanchand , strong guy Hardayal (who always thinks different) and other sidekicks prominent among whom was Anil were always there in the nick of time to spoil the Terrorists' party.

Now the funny part. It was a show full of  bloopers. Helicopters looked like our buses with a bar for the people standing to hold on to.They had curtains instead of doors. Aankhen team had a Finger print recognition software.All they had to do was place the finger print of the person on a CD and they would then push it into the CD drive upside down and voila all data connected to the person are displayed (pretty much like the UID system being planned). And there were also many other fun stuff including hiding behind trees or flower pots to dodge enemy bullets, 1 guy taking on entire gang of enemies, grenade explosions which do not leave behind any mark anywhere,Shotguns which were converted to Snipers by sticking telescopic sight on them, countries named Kingsland,Queensland,Princeland,Watumba,etc.,episodes with stories flicked from famous movies like Tears of the Sun and others....I have seen and enjoyed it all.

Every Thursday at 10 it was a must watch for me.I am desperately looking for this series but not a single video is available in the markets or the net. The only material I could find was this.



Pic from their site. Hardayal 2nd from left and Anil 2nd from right in the back row.